Top ten tackier things Obama could have given the Queen
1) A subscription to the “Fruit-of-the-Month” Club
2) A Macaroni portrait of her
3) A lawn flamingo or gnome
4) A gift certificate to Wal-mart
5) A Chia Obama (no, I’m not joking. http://www.amazon.com/Chia-Obama-Handmade-Decorative-Planter/dp/B001PKU298)
6) “You Might be a Redneck” book set
7) A remote controlled fart machine
8) Leopard-print lingerie
9) A baby-doll tee that says “Drama Queen” or “Hot Mama”
10) One of those singing fish
1) A subscription to the “Fruit-of-the-Month” Club
2) A Macaroni portrait of her
3) A lawn flamingo or gnome
4) A gift certificate to Wal-mart
5) A Chia Obama (no, I’m not joking. http://www.amazon.com/Chia-Obama-Handmade-Decorative-Planter/dp/B001PKU298)
6) “You Might be a Redneck” book set
7) A remote controlled fart machine
8) Leopard-print lingerie
9) A baby-doll tee that says “Drama Queen” or “Hot Mama”
10) One of those singing fish
